HOMETOWN: Bikini Bottom
PROFESSION: Huh? What's that?
BEST FRIEND: SpongeBob
HOBBIES: Playing games with SpongeBob !
PETS: Sometimes pals aroung with SpongeBob's pet, Gary
SUPER ABSORBENT TRIVIA: Patrick's big ambition in life can be summed up in four words: "uh . . .I . . . uh . . . forget"